Mr. Scott Beecher, My Future Ex-Husband

I saw my nice cool drink of water Mr. Scott Beecher tonight. I swear that man makes things rise in me, especially my skin flute. He's a hottie. It's too bad he's straight (although I'm hoping to change that hence the married and eventually getting divorced part). I hadn't seen him in a while and we talked for a while and I told him about the ghost in my house (another post on my blog soon to come). He's definitely beating out ole Saucey in the husband dept and giving him a run for the money. I've just gotta seduce him with my sweet choclate ways. He's one of the extreme elite guys who can take all the filthiness I throw out and that alone makes him #1 in my book. We'll see what happens next... It's after 3 am so I have to go now, but there's more to come about Mr. Beecher.

My Scrutinous Misadventures At The Lunch Paper

I met up with Mr. JK, Mike K, and Johanna at The Lunch Paper tonight and it was a lot of fun. Johanna and I talked about boys and it was awesome. She's an awesome chick and I feel so comfortable talking about boys with her. I told her about all the stuff mentioned below on my blog and we nearly talked for 2 hours about everything. We mainly talked about boys and sex. It was so cool. There was some cute boys out, but not very many. We were kind of disappointed at the lack of cute boys out. Although, there was one that tickled my fancy...my very handsome future ex-husband Mr. Beecher.

Ms. Kang & Cici's Pizza

My Aries sister, Eunice, and I went out for some good eatin' at my favorite eating place in Athens...Cici's Pizza. We had a great time talking and stuffing our faces with great food. If you haven't been to Cici's Pizza...it's awesome. I mean it's all you can eat for only $3.99. It's a poor black man's dream. It's cheap and it's a buffet!!! It doesn't get any better than that. If someone took me there on a first date, I would be giving it up the first night and that's no lie. Cici's is awesome. Also, eating at Cici's is like a natural laxative. The stuff at Cici's will get you moving...I guarantee that!!!

Gloria, Dorelan, & The Teen Beat

I'm finally back in Athens after spending Christmas with the folks and I came home to a very pleasant surprise. I found my home plastered with pullouts and mini posters of people like Ashton Kutcher, Chad Michael Murray, Ryan Cabrerra, Usher, Destiny's Child, etc. It was so awesome. My friends Gloria & Dorelan, who you'll hear me talk about a lot on this blog as well, decorated the place while I was gone and I love it!!! They've put posters up everywhere and I'm still finding them, which makes the experience even more awesome....So, next time you come to my house, you'll have to help me find the cool pinups tossed about the house.

The Negative Effects Of Porn

One of my best girlfriends, Regan, and I were talking and she brought up an excellent point that I have to discuss. She said that she was tired of guys who in the past had tried to do things with her sexually that they saw in porn. I must also agree. I think when most guys watch porn or a lot of porn they feel the need to do what they see in porn and that everything done in porn is a sexual standard. I'm here to say that the reciepient of the sex doesn't agree. I think some guys think that fast or kinda rough movements are a turn on....they're not. What happened to a soft touch or a gentle caress? Hell...who ever says the actual sexual act has to happen. I mean I think foreplay and everything that leads to sex including heavy petting and dry humping are better than sex. It's just the anticipation of everything that makes the experience worthwhile. That's what I think...of course if anyone has anything else to say...just let me know.

Wanting To Hump Someone Who May Or May Not Want To Hump You Back

Well...I saw the guy that I mentioned earlier in my blog, he's the one I was attracted to and there was some flirting going on but then he got a girlfriend and started to ignore me somewhat, and things are starting to get back on track even though he's with the same girlfriend. I must admit I still want to make out with him. I don't know why. Am I a glutton for punishment? I can't explain. Hell...I think he still maybe wants to fool around. I don't even know anymore. I have my hand of cards close to my chest and wait patiently until he makes the first move. I hate the part where you have to wait.

Mr. JK Comes To The Rescue

Once again, my car battery gave out on me because I was an idiot and I didn't close my door very well. Mr. JK came to my rescue to jumped me off. He even picked me up from work to bring me home. He was definitely my hero that day. It's good to have a hero to bail you out every once in a while. I like that...so thanks Mr. JK!!!

Mr. Logan King & Good Ole Ponch

Another man in my life that I will definitely be mentioning in my blog a lot is the future good dr Logan King. To give you insight into the man that is Logan, he's very tall and manly and he likes smarmy music just like I do. It's not everyday that you have a tall, redneckish, punk rockin, hard drinkin', and partying man like Logan who loves Dionne Warwick's "Heartbreaker", Bread, or Air Supply just as I do. He's a good man and I'm proud to say one of my best friends. He got me a great Christmas gift and I have to admit that it's one of my favorites. He got me a mesh Erik Estrada cap. Estrada is on the cap giving his all as ole Ponch from Chips. I love that show so much!!!

I Survived!!!

Well...I survived Anatomy & Physiology I. I got out with a "C". I'm very happy with that, because I worked my ass off. It feels so good to be out of class. I'm actually excited about going back after the break. I can't wait.

In An Athens Way

After celebrating the anniversary of Big Gray & The Wolfgang, Big Gray gave me my Xmas present which was Spider Man 2. Spider Man 2 is so fucking awesome. Afterwards, I told my theory to Lucas about Athens and how certain music, tv shows, and films are very Athensish and how cool crowd or basically townies congregate to certain music, tv shows, and films. I used examples like Franz Ferdinand's "Take Me Out", "Freeks & Geeks", and films like "Donnie Darko", "Gummo", and "Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind". Big Gray got upset that I was making generalizations and we ended up arguing about it for nearly 20 minutes. It was very interesting. I dunno...what do think.

Congrats To Big Gray & The Wolfgang

B.G. & The Wolgang celebrated 2 years together on December 21 one day before my parents celebrated their 33 years together. So, congratulations go out to both.

Time (Clock Of The Heart)?

So, let me lay this on you. A buddy of mine and I were talking about one of my favorite subjects, which is of course sex, and we have mutually decided that sex shouldn't take as long as some individuals try to make it to be. I think that sex should be from foreplay to climax anywhere from 45 min to 1 1/2 hours. After 1 1/2 hours, I think that it becomes boring. Why make it so long? There's only so much you can do. Most of the problems lie with the males way of practicing and thinking. First in terms of "practicing" or hell let's just say it masturbation guys try to practice in making things "last longer". So, when they finally have sex (full on or oral), it takes a while for the guy to reach the breaking point. I know several friends who have told me that it takes "some time" for them and guys if you're reading this let me tell you a girl and a gay guy can only take so much. Hell...we get tired giving oral after a while. Also, guys think too much in what they should do to someone sexually and how to do it and never really communicate with the other person as to when they're ready to get it over with. I mean some guys just think that the other person involved really wants to go on forever and most of the time that's definitely not the case. Don't try to make it a contest, which is what some guys try to do. When it's time just go for it and live it moment and try not to think to much. I guess that's all I have to say about that.

Ahh...The Spirit Of Christmas

Man...the Christmas holidays are over. I can't believe how fast the holiday came and went. I can remember being a kid and it seemed like it would take forever for Christmas to come and now it's gone before I know it. Before I get going I have to apologize for not blogging lately. I'm a victim of procrastination which is just a fancy word for laziness. I do have lots to address since it's been nearly a month since I've ranted and raved.

So, back to Christmas. It pretty much went by without a hitch. I did get a couple of cool gifts including The Star Wars Trilogy and of course gift cards. I fucking love gift cards. My future ex-husband (whom I can refer to as Jeremy now instead of Saucey...I mean can you believe it Jeremy said I can use his name...whatta man) and I had a "discussion" about gift cards in Kroger's while I was holding a bag of cat food in my hand. I told him that he should get gift cards for his parents and he said that giving any type of gift card to anyone was totally insensitive. The way I see it, gift cards are awesome. The person you're giving it to can pick out anything they want. I mean when you give a person a gift that you picked out without have a good sense of who they are and what they want, they may hate and let's face it no one is going to tell you that they hate the gift that you gave them. Unless, you're some type of ass. My final word is that gift cards rule and should definitely be considered in terms of gift giving.

I Got The Eye

I went to pay my phone bill the other day and I got the eye from gasp...another gay guy and get this...he wasn't too bad looking. I flirted with him via my eyes and smile and he did the same. Too bad I didn't follow up. It feels so good to be noticed sometimes, just a small gesture like that can make your day. I wished that it would happen to me more often. My future ex-husbands need to step up to the plate and make their negro biotch!!!

The Blogs Are Coming...The Blogs Are Coming

I know it's been...some time since I've posted. School is still kicking my ass, so I can't post everything that I want to right now, but it will be coming. There's so much I have to say. I've got to talk about my future ex-husbands, Christmas parties, Dr. K, porn, and of course I rant about the fact that Kayne West got 10 Grammy nominations. What the hell is up with that?!? More, will be coming...I promise.